“Ever heard of the concept of showering?”
“Did you drown in a tub of perfume before getting on the train?”
“Stop staring at the scanner! Tap your card and move your arse!”
“Fucking idiot stepped on my toes and didn’t even apologise.”
“Bitch stop bashing me with your bloody bag!”
“When is the bloody train coming? Is it even coming at all?”
“So…sleepy…” *falls asleep*
“Air-conditioning not working?!?!” *suffocates*
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